What is your earliest human memory?

I don’t know, but I can tell you that I remember playing with a wooden “choo-choo” train set during Christmas at my Grandma’s house back in 1988.  That was the same Christmas that my mother was singing a Christmas carol with her brother and sisters, and I went up to her to stop her from singing, she picked me up, and I pulled her hair.  We even have it on tape.  At the time it wasn’t funny, and I’m sorry Mom (I love you)!  But today, it’s kinda funny.  :)